You've seen one flat in Jesmond, you've seen them all or thereabouts. The majority will have the same sort of layout, the same sort of colours and - give or take - the same sort of furniture.
So what makes this one different? Not much, truth be told. The furniture isn't crappy old Ikea furniture, so won't fall on you in the night, and the flat's been decorated pretty recently so it still has that "ooh, it smells like you've painted recently" smell to it. But that's pretty much it.
So it has 5 bedrooms and a spare room to dump your stuff, contemplate life or bust some funky moves. The kitchen is right next to the lounge, so you can chat with your mates or watch Jeremy Kyle while you're making your cornflakes and there's a yard at the back. Of course it's at the back - where else would a back yard be?
So why should you live in this one? Well, we'll be managing it for a start, and as you have probably realised we're a no bullshit sort of agency. I say agency, there's just two of us and we're actually dead nice. No seriously, we are.
If you have a problem - be it electrical, decorative or emotional then we're here to help. To our tenants, we're the 4th emergency service. Actually, scrap that - I don't want to be sued by The AA. Not the alcoholics, the other ones.
So here's the deal - come for a look around and if you want to haggle a bit then we can go to the pub / Starbucks (depending on the time of day) and haggle a bit. If you buy me a coffee and slice of cake, then you're more likely to haggle a better deal.
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